Steve is for sure an idiot, but what made you decide that you wanted him to be your idiot?

sunshineandrainyflowers:

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Johnathan: Yeah. That’s one word for it.

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Johnathan: I never said that!

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Johnathan: Okay! Alright! Does that mean I have to like him?

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Johnathan: Listen, don’t take it too personally okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.

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Johnathan: Yeah?

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Johnathan: Oh, I was just starting to think you were okay-

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Johnathan: -thinking, ‘Nancy Wheeler, she’s not just another suburban girl who thinks she’s rebelling by doing exactly what every other suburban girl does. Until that phase passes, and you marry some boring one time jock who now works sales. And they live out a perfectly boring little life at the end of a cul-de-sac. Exactly like their parents, who they thought were so depressing. But now hey, I get it.

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